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17 September 2007 @ 08:20 pm
Units of Currency  

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athenemiranda said:

I remember you used to measure money in units of 'drunk', where 1 drunk=about £25

This is still vaguely correct, at least when a pint is exchangable for between £2 and £2.50. This also holds for phono/bassment/subculture priced spirits (70p -> £1.50, and yeilds the special currency units of a Halloween (£30), a Winter Festivity (£50), and a Wedding Without A Free Bar (£100).

I still give quotes for technomancer services in said units. An insignificantly small hosting job is about a pint a year, sites that get regularly chewed by lots of search engines and need database hosting start from a pint a month or a drunk a year. It follows that RockSoc with their highly vocal community owe me a Kebab,1 Food Poisoning2 and A Hangover from Hell


  1. I understand that a Kebab is a measure of drunkenness, whereby one has drunk enough alcohol to brave such delicacies.
  2. This is variety of Kebab achieved at a venue where no sober person would eat.

 

 
 
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Thene: alpha[info]athenemiranda on September 18th, 2007 10:52 am (UTC)
I am so taking this over to MQ.
tech_charles[info]tech_charles on September 18th, 2007 09:14 pm (UTC)
Meh, I need to find photos of /dev/sink and /dev/ashtray
Thene: alpha[info]athenemiranda on September 18th, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
You have an honest-to-god not-coffee-mug ashtray? That's news.
tech_charles[info]tech_charles on September 20th, 2007 01:41 am (UTC)
Errrm, not any more. I quit for the most part successfully. More importantly I had and ashtray, or more likely, someone else had an ashtrya that I was busy filling.